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Case closed?
The investigation into the murder of Notorius B.I.G. has been closed.
This makes sense, because they have no suspect.
I thought you had to have a case solved, before you could close it, no?
I guess they figure time could be better spent investigating what makes Krispy Kreme donuts so delicious.

Jamiroquai can't spell
It's been announced in a press release that Jamiroquai's upcoming album is entitled, "Dynmaite."
It will be released on June 21. Or maybe that should be Juen 21.

Who cares?
In the latest "who cares?" news, Britney Spears says she'll no longer address her personal life in interviews.
This should last until Kevin Federline tries to sell his clothing line or record an album, at which point Britney will shout from the rafters of her trailer park.
If a talentless dancer releases an album to the world, will it make a noise?
I think the answer is no.